Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman may be a criminal mastermind, but he couldn’t resist taking time out of his busy day while on the run from law enforcement officials to have his hogger tweaked.
The drug lord reportedly visited a Tijuana hospital and received a testicular implant to improve blood circulation in his manhood.
The procedure – which usually requires general anesthesia – could not have been performed in the mountains of Sinaloa, where he was hiding.
So he made the trip to Tijuana to get it done.
When he was finally caught, authorities found his stash of injectable testosterone, anti-inflammatories and a prescription for sexual-performance drugs.
A man on the run. A man on the mend.